I'ma 'merican and I like to party!

I was just at a military surplus store (obvs hoarding so as to be more 'merican.  Goddam librals ain't gonna take my guns!  Jokes!!  For work, that place scares the shit out of me)... anyway, they had this bumper sticker up at the front counter that had a picture of Hillary Clinton and said "a woman's place is in the house- just not the White House."  Now, maybe I'm wrong, but I think that's what we call ironic.  So I guess those 'good ol' boys' will be casting their votes for Mr. Obama, right?  Oh, wait... he's black(enough)... and a terrorist.  And Sarah Palin is the only woman crazy enough for conservatives to vote for, because, by God, she sure does love Jesus and shootin animals!  And that, as we all know, is what America is all about.