The Aftermath... still the worlds most hated duo

So... of all of the hate and such that Misty and I have received for deliberately ruining little girls lives all summer, this is by far my fav:

"awee... was misty one of the stupid circus looking chevy girls. Skanky tat's and tramp stamps. So hawt..

which one wore the slutty red heels everyday??"

Obviously, I was the one with the heels.  Everyone knows how good slutty red heels look with neon green!  Also, wearing heels is something I love to do when I'm outside and on my feet all day.  

I'm so glad to know that beyond the fact that these girls can't comprehend how a contest actually works and that maybe Misty and I aren't just sent from the fires of hell to ruin their lives, that maybe we're just DOING THE JOBS WE'RE PAID TO DO, that they think we're giant skanks too.  I get it... I mean, we did spend our summers trying to seduce the boys, so we're a giant threat... oh, wait... I'm 25, that's all but appealing to me.  

If you need me anytime soon, check the nearest bar... I'll be there with my skanky tats and tramp stamps (yes, multiple), obvs in my red heels... just look for the girls in the corner smoking crack (or cock), that's us... according to my other fav fan.