I spent about 5 minutes staring at it before deciding that I absolutely MUST have it! I think I made the right decision. But I would like to post the entire conversation I had with the 2 wonderfully mustached airbrush stand guys today at the NY fair...
Handlebar: Can I help you?
Me: Probably!
(couple minutes pass)
Me: I'm looking for something in a unicorn...
Handlebar: How bout this? (points to purple unicorn head)
Me: Perfect! I need that in a medium.
Handlebar: What's the name on it?
(Pause debating who is getting such a glorious shirt)
Me: Misty
Blah, blah, blah... payment talk and exchange, etc
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Handlebar: It'll be about 5 minutes
As I stand there waiting I look at all the other shirts debating whether or not I want the one with the horse racing along the sunset beach.... decide I'll wait until the fair tomorrow to see what they have... glance one last time at all the designs and see one of the most fantastic pieces of American spirit I've ever seen(see above picture).
Me: Umm, I just bought the shirt he's making now, but I think I need something else.
Womb broom: What can I getcha?
Me: I need a number 40 in a small, as is!
Womb broom: Are you sure a small? Stretch it out and make sure.
Me: Yes, a small!
Womb broom: Ok, number 40, as is.
Talk of payment, what I'm doing at the fair, I should tell the Jonas Brothers to play his airbrush booth next year, etc. etc.
Womb broom(handing me my shirts): Here you go! It was nice to chat with someone sane for a minute... you're sane, right?
Me: Haha! Mostly... I try!
I will mention this is what I was wearing while all of this went down, so some of the people on my tour might question the sanity part:
Screw 'em, I think I look fantastic! My rain boots rule! And yes, that is Patrick Swayze on my shirt... Kid Tokyo Brand... check it out.
1 comment:
"Womb broom"
ahahahhaaaaaa
I actually have never heard that before!
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